Friday, January 30, 2009

The Story of a Girl and her Four Boyfriends

The 4 Boyfriends

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four (4) boyfriends.

She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and
treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.

She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him
off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would
leave her for another.

She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always
kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a
problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the
difficult times.

The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did
not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly
took notice of him.

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She
thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends
with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'

Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, I loved you the most, endowed you
with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm
dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No way!', replied the
4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word. His answer cut
like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now
that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' ¡No!¢, replied
the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry
someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help
and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and
keep me company?' 'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time replied the
2nd boyfriend. 'At
the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer
struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated..

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter
where you go.'

The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very
skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved,
the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had
the chance!'

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided
to see beyond the imperfections.
***Emailed by a friend.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Untitled Post

Wala akong maisip na titulo sa post kong ito... gusto ko lang i-share sa lahat ang mga makikita niyo sa bandang ibaba... kuha ito noong nakaraan ika-16 ng Enero, Biyernes ng gabi, sa Antipolo.

Hindi daw to pulutan kundi uulamin namin... sabi ng isa, inuman ba ito o lamon?

Pulutan o Ulam...





Mga Salarin...



mula sa kaliwa; Joy, Louie, Domz, at Marco Paolo... may mga tama na sila!!! Hindi pa nag-umpisa ang videoke nyan... di ko na ipopost ang mga pics dahil hindi ko naman talaga nakunan... hahaha!

Enjoy!

Teka lang... hindi ko pa BIRTHDAY!!! hehehe.... trip lang namin to!



-Marco Paolo-

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Photography

I just want to share the pictures below; it is taken during the exhibit at the park. And I, myself, the photographer. Whew!

Guys, enjoy viewing....


at the exhibit...








...at the Park








Anyway, I am so touched that my friend slash high school classmate slash cousin greeted me a advance happy birthday.

Her message: Advance Happy Birthday, I wish many more birthday’s to come, good health and long life, good career and more success to all your dreams. I love you Sweetie (char!).

From the heart, my all wishes for you.
– Your Cousin, Mitch.

Thanks Mitch! I miss you...
-Marco Paolo-

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Story of the Bible and the Diamond Ring

My officemate sent me this message early this morning and i would like to share it with you.


A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband.

For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could affort it, she told him that was she wanted.

As her birthday approached, this lady waited signed that her husband had purchased the diamond ring.

Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study room. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her.
He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, the wife opened the box and found alovely leather-bound Bible, with the wife's name embossed in gold.


Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, 'With all your money you give me a Bible?' And stormed out of the house, leaving her husband.


Many years passed and the lady was very successful in business. She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.

But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.



When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and regret filled her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years before.

With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11, 'And if you, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father, who is in heaven, give what is good to those who ask Him?'

As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a diamond ring, with her name engraved on it -- the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom.

On the tag was the date of her birth, and the words. 'LUV U ALWAYS'.




---> Always appreciate little things; they usually lead you to bigger and better things. Do appreciate also simple gift whether it is expensive or not. The important is that it is coming from the bottom of someone's heart.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ang Naiwang Tsinelas (from Lord CM)

Dahil sa uso nga ang blogging ngayon at ako’y naki-uso na rin kahit hindi naman ako magaling sa larangan pagsusulat. Nagpaka-writer na lang ang inyong lingkod para na rin mahasa kono ang talent (may talent nga ba?). At para na rin magbasa ng blog ng iba ang dami kasing blog na magaganda at nakakaaliw di ko na isa isahin kung kaninong blog. Si GENYZE kasi e. Oo, si Gen ang nagtulak sa akin para gumawa ng blog at pumasok sa mundo ng blogosphere. Kaya yon, heto na ako nagpapakabaliw sa blogosphere. Hahaha! Joke only! Hindi masaya ang blogging kung wala kang ka-blogmate at kung walang nagko-comment sa mga entries mo kumbaga mas ma-i-inspire ka kung may mga readers ka at sumusubaybay. At dahil sa blogosphere, kung may ka-blogmate ka kailangan mo ring bisitahin at puntahan ang kani-kanilang site. Kaya may nagba “blog hopping”, “blog walking”, “pasyal pasyal”, “was here” at kung anu ano pa ang makikita mo sa chatbox mo para lang sabihin na dumalaw sila sayong tahanan. Ito lamang ay nangangahulugan na may dumadayo at bumisita sa iyong site. At dahil sa kaka-blogwalking ko noong nagdaan taon este nagdaang araw, naiwan ko tuloy ang aking tsinelas sa tahanan ni LORD CM. Mabuti na lang at mabait si pareng CM at sinabihan niya ako na naiwan ko ang tsinelas ko sa tahanan niya. Kaya pala, sumasakit ang talampakan ko sa kanang paa. At siya pa mismo ang dumalaw sa aking tahanan para lang iabot ang aking naiwan na tsinelas. Aw!

Paano ko ba uumpisahan ang kwento ko? (hmmm… pinahihirapan ako ni LORD CM)

Medyo malungkot kasi kapag naalala ni Marco ang salitang tsinelas. Naalala niya kasi noong bata pa siya may tsinelas siya na pinakamamahal niya talaga. At ingat ingat talaga siya sa kanyang tsinelas, ni bihira lang niya ito sinusuot. Pero Isang araw gumuho ang mundo niya noong nakita niya ang pinakamamahal na tsinelas sa may dirty kitchen nila at pira-piraso na ito.

Tinadtad ng kanyang pinakamamahal na Lola. Hindi alam ni Marco kung saan gagamitin ng lola niya ang tinadtad na tsinelas. Hindi niya naabutan at napigilan ang lola niya. At huli na para sumigaw ng “Hhhh’wwwwwaaaggggg!!!! Tsineeeellllasssss kooooo yaaannn!”

Walang nagawa si Marco kundi ang umiyak na lang sa harapan ng kanyang pinakamamahal na tsinelas. At sabi pa niya; “lintik na ang walang ganti, ipaghihiganti kita!”


Isang araw nakita niya ang tsinelas ng kanyang lola at walang atubiling kinuha niya ito. At dinala na kung saan ang isang pares ng tsinelas ni Lola. Hindi alam ni Marco kung anong gagawin niya sa tsinela kaya naman tinapon na lang niya ito sa dagat. Sa isip niya, naiganti ko na rin ang tsinelas ko. Hahahaha!

Mabuti na lang ang bago tsinelas na naiwan ko sa tahanan ni pareng LORD CM ay kusang niyang binalik sa aking tahanan. Salamat pareng CM. Bow ako sayo! Lolz… Langya! Napasubo akong magkwento. Ewan ko lang kung ok 'tong kwento ko. Palagay ko ampaaannngggeetttt!!!! waaahhh!!!

Kailangan ko pa ba ipasa to sa iba? Sige. Sige. ipapasa ko na ito sa lahat ng mga ka-blogmates ko... Kung sino man kayo, tignan niyo na lang kung nasa blogroll ang mga pangalan mo. Simple lang naman ang instruction gawa lang daw ng kwento tungkol sa tsinelas.

PS.

Pareng CM, nagawa ko na ang pinapagawa mo. Wala na akong utang!!! lolz!!! Sya, may aanuhin lang ako... mamaya na lang ulit!!! ;)

-Marco Paolo-

Saturday, January 10, 2009

After What Happen...

Nitong nagdaang araw labis ang pagkalungkot ko dahil sa mga nangyayari na hindi ko inaasahan. Mga pangyayari na sobrang nakasakit sa damdamin ng mga taong mahalaga sa aking buhay. Na siyang nagpapalungkot din sa akin dahil na rin sa mga kagagawan ko. Kahit pinagsisihan ko man ang lahat nasaktan ko pa rin ang kanilang mga puso. Pero sabi nga, at least I am asking for forgiveness. And i think I am forgiven!
Dahil sa mga pangyayaring iyon, hindi ko napansin na humaba na pala ang buhok ko sa... hmmm... nag-iisip kayo no! Buhok ko sa may mukha as in BEARD! Langya! Kailangan ng mag-shave para na akong terorista nito! Baka haharangin na ako ng guard... lolz...
Pero syempre after what happen, i've learned something. Salamat na rin sa mga nangyari dahil may mga lessons akong natutunan.
At syempre dahil kailangan nating ngumiti... kaya naman, may baon akong mga joke basahin sa ibaba:
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A penis says to his balls, “get ready were going to a party”
His balls said, “fucking lair, you always go inside & leave us outside knocking”

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Lady went into a car store & saw the most beautiful car & bent over to touch the upholstery when unexpectedly….

Umutot siya…

Trying to cover up, she asked: Mr, magkano price nito?
Salesman: I’m sorry to say, kung nautot ka sa paghipo pa lang, baka matae ka kung marinig mo ang presyo nyan…!

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Kung nakukulitan ka na sa mga saleslady na nagtatanong ng:
“ano pong hanap nila?”
sumagot ka, at sabihin mo:
“Kapayapaan at pagkakaisa…”
para mawindang

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Abogado: Ano? Idedemanda mo pa ba ang Boss mo dahil sinabing mabango ang buhok mo? Ano ba ang masama dun?
Girl: Atty, UNANO ang Boss ko! UNANO! UNANO!

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In beauty pageant…

HOST: What is your stand regarding pre-marital sex?
Ms Phil: We Filipinos don’t stand during sex. We lie down. Thank you!

Waaahahahaha

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LOLA nakipag-sex sa Callboy

LOLA: Aray iho! Dahan dahan lang kasi masakit.
CALLBOY: magtigil ka nga, para ka namang virgin!
LOLA: dahan dahan lang kasi yong kulubot ko natupi eh…


Hehehehe...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Mixed Emotion

Today, I am not feeling good a lot of things happen in just single hours. I feel sad and I feel bad. Sigh! Honestly, it’s not my intention to hurt feelings of others. But unfortunately, I made their heart broken because of what I did which really hated myself. I am so stupid doing that kind of stuff!

(1) Hurting our mother, for me, is not really good. It’s a big sin. After all the care sasaktan mo lang siya, napakasama mong anak. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Nagawa kong saktan ang damdamin ng aking pinakamamahal na Ina (my mother) I hurt her feelings. I made her cry. I am feeling bad for what I’ve done to her. I felt sad anyway. Before, ayaw kong makita na umiiyak siya because of my two elder brother but now ako ang nagpapaiyak sa kanya. It’s really hurt for me. I don’t intend to hurt her feelings. I was shocked when I said something that made her cry. Damn Mark! You’re such a bad boy, Mark!

Kaya naman, I made a poem and dedicated it to my mother.
I am sorry, Ma! And I’m glad that my mother and I were ok now. Thanks!

(2) After that, I thought everything is going well. But I was wrong. I made a mistake yesterday and it is not my intention that hurting (again?) someone’s heart. Sigh! I can’t sleep last night because of what I’ve done. Naiinis ako sa sarili ko dahil I did something that makes someones feel uncomfortable or even sad. Hindi ako nag-iisip na may masasaktan pala ako sa ginawa ko, which I hate myself. I am taking care of someone’s feelings but what I did was… Sigh! Now, I realize that pag gumawa ka ng isang bagay or even posting here in blogosphere you must to think it not just once but twice. Kasi may mga taong nagiging sensitive of the things that they saw on your site, write-ups or something like that.

For me, natuwa lang ako sa mga t-shirts na may mga statement like; “ako ang nagsaing pero iba ang kumain kasi diet ako!” something like that. I won’t post the picture (tshirt yon na may printed na kakaiba...ahh basta ayoko ng ipost) here anymore that made them disappointed. It’s something na ikakatuwa sa mga mata ng iba and also it is not good in the eyes of others, too! And that is why I am so sad of being insensitive about it. I hurt someone’s heart and I was so depress about it. I will just hope that it will be fine today or else it makes me feel sad all day.
I am sorry for being insensitive.
I am sorry for being immature.
I am sorry for hurting you.
I am sorry for disappointing you.
I hope you will accept my sorry.

Sorry guys, umaatake na naman ang pagka-emotero ko. Sina pareng PAJAY at AMOR kasi e nahawa tuloy ako…at teka si DHIANZ din pala... Hehehe sisihin ba sila? PEACE!!! Mixed emotion ang nararamdaman ko sa kasalukuyan ayaw ko na muna sanang mag-emo post but I am here writing and expressing what I feel inside I am hurt also for what I’ve done lately. I feel like a bomb na sasabog makalipas ang ilang segundo. Wala akong pagbuhusan ng nararamdaman so I decided to go to my own world (huh? may sariling mundo ba ako?) pero ganon pa rin ang nararamdaman ko. Kaya dito ko na lang binuhos kung anuman ang feelings ko ngayon. Parang gusto ko nang maniwala na ang lahat ng saya na pinagdaanan ko lately ay may kapalit. At ito nga yon siguro ang kapalit...ang maging malungkot! Sigh!

God help me!

-MarcoPaolo-

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

You've got a SMILE

Because of our long CHRISTMAS vacation many of our "kababayan" ay mga pagod at gusto pang i-extend ang vacation nila, akalain mo yon? hehehe... Well, for me, I am not really that pagod kasi most of the vacation ay nasa bahay lang ako at sometimes pag sobrang bored na bored na talaga. Pupunta ng Mall para magpalamig or do shopping (para namang may pang-shopping!!!). Akalain mong magpalamig ako kahit medyo malamig na nga ang panahon... Toinks! Kaya sa sobrang pagpapalamig... ayan... may nakuha akong virus mula sa aking paligid... at hindi lang naman siguro ako kundi marami sa atin ngayon ang may ganitong virus sa katawan. Na minsan tatanungin ka, "umiyak ka ba?" o kaya naman "aso ka ba? kahol ka nang kahol ah... " Nakakahiya pa sapagkat madalas kumakati ang lalamunan mo sa gitna ng mga tao. Asar!!!

Anyway, its NEW YEAR and meaning to say madagdagan na naman ng 1 ang edad ko... waaahhh!!! Gurang na!!! hahahaha... wala lang... parang ang bilis kasi ng panahon e. Dati nasa probinsiya lang ang hindi gaano nag-iisip kasi naman KATUGA lang ako noon, as in KAIN TULOG GALA. Ngayon, hala ang daming iniisip... Ito pala ang sinasabi dati ng mga matatandaan, "Welcome to the real world!" Ano kaya ang ibig nilang sabihin sa pangungusap na yan? Well I guess I am already in the real world. At mahirap pala talaga mag-stay sa real world. A lots of trials, problems etc. But above all, nakakaraos din naman.

2009 Is it a lucky year for me? for us? I do hope so... But only God knows. Lets just leave all to him and have FAITH.

I have nothing to say anymore but before I end this post allow me first to share some joke for you guys just to make you smile esp. for those blogmates/friends who feel alone, lonely at nag-eemote.
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having icecream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off
the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well,
I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and
sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer
is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your
thinking."