Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Eksena 106 (feat. officemates)

Problema ni officemate...



Officemate: May problema ako, empi!
Empi: wow! Ano yon?
Officemate: matutulungan mo ba ako?
Empi: hindi ko maipapangako!
Officemate: naks!
Empi: ano ba yon? *lapit kay officemate* Sa excel ba? *sabay tingin sa monitor*
Officemate: Hindi!
Empi: Ano nga?
Officemate: kanina pa to e.
Empi: Ano ba yon kasi…?!*naka-titig sa monitor*
Officemate: kanina pa ako natatae. *evil laugh*
Empi: fuck you! *asar*



Sa canteen…nag usap usap para sa Christmas Party na gaganapin “daw” sa kubo ni empi. Tsk tsk magugulo ang maliit na kubo.

Rey: oist! Ano iinumin natin? The bar?
Empi: wag yan! May bago ngayon.
Rey: ano yon?
Empi: the club
Rey: *nag-iisip* meron ba noon?
Empi: oo naman!
Lou: wala kaya.
Rey: abnormal ka talaga.
Empi: *evil laugh*



Usapang inuman...


Rey: Clarisse, umiinom ka?
Clarisse: hmmm… cocktail lang po.
Rey: ha? COCK…. Tail?
Clarisse: ei… kuya rey naman e. ano ba yon?

*tawanan*


***fertile si rey! Tsk! di siguro naka-score kay misis. lol! Nawa'y di niya mabasa ito. haha!

Si Rey at Empi...

Rey: Balbon, saan kayo mag-NATCON (National Conference)
Empi: Hindi ko alam.
Rey: Bakit hindi mo alam?! Sabi sa Bora daw...
Empi: Hindi ah.
Rey: E saan nga?!
Empi: Sa EDSA *pabulong*
Rey: Ano daw?
Empi: Sabi ko, dyan lang sa EDSA...
Rey: Gago! Abnormal to!
Empi: Gantihan lang yan dude. *evil laugh*

***nakaganti rin.
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35 comments:

  1. Pinoy AdventuristaNovember 24, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    nakaka-aliw kayo mag asaran ng mga ka-opis mo ah... nice!!!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 24, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    lol at cock tail nyhahhha.....
    eMPty abnormal ka ba talga?bwahahahha...adik THE CLUB haha

    -unni-
    tamad maglog in :P

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  3. 2ngawNovember 24, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    sana officemate kita :D

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  4. jcNovember 25, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    benta ang unang eksena. gawain ko rin yang paminsan pag nambuburaot. LOL.

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  5. ChyngNovember 25, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    hahahah
    o basta sa 12 ha. see you! =)

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  6. glentotNovember 25, 2010 at 3:37 AM

    Hahaha dagdagan mo pa ang pagganti nakarami sya eh! I-practical joke mo hehehe lagi namin gawain yun dito sa office...

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  7. Diamond RNovember 25, 2010 at 5:22 AM

    ang saya naman ng kwentuhan niyo

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  8. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    @ PINOY: di lang nakakaaliw... nakakaasar minsan. hehehe!

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  9. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:10 AM

    @ UNNI: Tamad ka talaga. hehehe!

    Abnormal? no comment. lol!

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  10. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:10 AM

    @ CM: Naku! Bakit Boss? aasarin mo rin ako? lol!

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  11. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:11 AM

    @ JC: Now, I know! Hahaha!

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  12. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:12 AM

    @ CHYNG: Yay! Pwede kayang magsama ng isa? :)

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  13. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:12 AM

    @ GLENTOT: Oo nga e. hehehe! sige sige. gawin ko nga yan. :D

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  14. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    @ DIAMOND R: Hehehe. salamat bro. tc.

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  15. EngrMoksNovember 25, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    hahaha...laki ng problema, naeebs lang pala...pare try nyo yung bagong The BAR...The Bar Silver..pure vodka lang

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  16. chingoy, the great chef wannabeNovember 25, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    mukang tamang gudtym kayo sa opis ah hehehe

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  17. salbeheNovember 25, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    Natawa ako sa the club. :)

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  18. MiDniGHt DriVerNovember 25, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    hehehehe.. COCK... Tail.... ayoz toh.. pwedeng pambanat.. haha

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  19. Axl Powerhouse NetworkNovember 25, 2010 at 10:05 AM

    whhaha LOL trip yun ha... saya to the max :D

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  20. AnonymousNovember 25, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    LOLOLOLz!

    P.S.

    nice meeting you sir!

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  21. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    @ MOKS: Sige. 'yon ang i-suggest ko sa mga kumag. hehe!

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  22. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    @ CHINGOY: Oo nga e. hehe! ganun lang talaga pag nagkasama-sama pag breaktime. :D

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  23. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    @ Salbehe: try natin yon. lol!

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  24. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    @ MD: Oy! nice meeting u bro. lol!

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  25. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    @ AXL: lol! to the max talaga e no.

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  26. eMPiNovember 25, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    @ KURI: Nice meeting u din sir. :D

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  27. JinjiruksNovember 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    mula ngayon balbon na itatawag ko sau

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  28. Steph DegamoNovember 26, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    this post is funny. lang yang problema! natatae lang pala! wooh. idol! hahahaa

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  29. KwinBNovember 26, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    in fairness nagiimprove ang sense of humor mo ngayon marco. haha. pinalitan ko ng link ng blog ko. pasama naman ulit sa post mo. para maging friends ko din ang mga friends mo. hahaha. jowk.

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  30. zebzebNovember 28, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    wala talagang tatalo o walang magpapatalo pag ang kausap natin ay mga kaibigan natin... :D

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  31. TsinaNovember 29, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Panalo sa asaran, ha. =p

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  32. eMPiNovember 30, 2010 at 7:15 AM

    @ ESTER: Hehehe. salamat sa pagdalaw.

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  33. eMPiNovember 30, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    @ BEA: Hahaha. nag-improve ba? hmp!

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  34. eMPiNovember 30, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    @ ZEB: Naku! Tama ka dyan bro. :)

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  35. eMPiNovember 30, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    @ TSINA: Salamat sa pagdalaw. :)

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