Thursday, April 2, 2009

Just For Laugh

The Lone Ranger and Tonto



The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe."

“What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe."

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, and then says, "Tonto, you're really dumb! Someone has stolen our tent....! "



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JOKE TIME!!!

LOVER’S QUARREL

GF: Punyeta ka!
BF: Punyeta ka rin!
GF: Tarantado!
BF: Tarantado ka rin!
GF: Supot!
BF: Babe naman e, sorry na kasi…!
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Baog Ako!
BF: Taksil! Paano ka nabuntis e BAOG ako. Sinong AMA? Ang kaibigan kong si Tano? Si Daniel? Si Noel? Sino?GF: Tumigil ka! Puro ka kaibigan mo! Bakit? Wala ba akong friends ha?

SA HOSPITAL
Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa. Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?
Babae: Diyos ko… 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day…

Si Angelina at si Yaya

ANGELINA: Yaya, nakakita ka na ba ng elepanteng nagtatago sa highway?
YAYA: Di pa. Ikaw? Nakakita ka na ba?
ANGELINA: Nagtatago nga eh! Your so bobo Yaya… Your such a loser!!!


24 comments:

  1. Natawa naman ako dun sa nag aaway nag magsyota. Wahahahahah!

    Happy april fools marco!
    Ingat sa mga mang tri-trip! :)

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  2. Grabe, dumugo ilong ko dun sa una!

    Nakakahilo!!!

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  3. TO:

    ORACLE:
    Oo nga... ingat din Oracle... :)

    DYLAN:
    Nakakahilo ba Ms. Dylan? hehehe

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  4. natawa ako kay angelina
    ahihihihihihi

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  5. bahuhaha!!ure soo happy ha,lol..

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  6. Hehehe, hahahah, bwahahaha, ahihii lolzz nyahahaha, un lang :D

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  7. hehe...

    kakatawa si Angelina..

    teka Marco, may tissue ka ba jan?
    nadugo ilong ko dahil dun sa una eh..hehe

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  8. TO:

    YANAH:
    hahaha... tawa lang Yanah... bwahaha!

    AMOR:
    I'm so happy talaga... hahaha kaya wag mo ng sabihing HB... hahahaha!

    LORD CM:
    Ayos dre ah... iba't ibang style ng tawa...

    JEN:
    Teka, Fax ko na lang ang tissue... lolz!

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  9. oh my. i really like angelina. she's so nakakaaliw. ahahaha!

    nice. hapi april fools day. tc!

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  10. haha katawa yung magkaaway na magsyota.. sorry na kasi! hahaha!!

    happy April 1!

    http://fjordz-hiraya.blogspot.com

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  11. TO:

    JHOSEL:
    Hahaha... sige na... hulaan mo na si nyahahaha! kung sino siya?

    FJORDAN:
    Oo nga... lolz!

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  12. hahahahhaa... nice one bro!

    musta na?... you make my day happy....

    ingat!

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  13. TO:

    MAYYANG:
    Ok lang naman sis... :)

    Ingat ka rin... :)

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  14. hahah :D natawa ako dun... happy april fool's day! :)

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  15. ayos ang pangugudtime mo this season ah.

    enjoy ako don sa malabuble gang na joke.

    rgds bro,

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  16. funny when 'ur emo eh nde kah matawa sa joke... lolz... dumaan lang parekoy... Godbless! -di

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  17. oo nga, may friend din naman yung babae! haha

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  18. Hahaha...what a welcome respite for a stressed out and very tired blogger like me!

    By the way, very inspiring and refreshing music you got here... Wow!
    If I Could Dance with My Father Again..

    Thanks bro!

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  19. hehehe...
    hanggang dito ba naman uso pa rin ang yaya loser?lols
    nakakatuwa yung Baog..ehehe

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  20. TO:

    ERATO:
    Salamat sa pagbisita... :)

    JOSH:
    Oo nga parekoy... para mawala ang stress kahit papano. :)

    DHIANZ:
    Easy ka lang sis ok? hehehe... iiyak mo na lang para matanggal... and SMILE :))

    CHYNG:
    Oo nga naman... wala bang friends ang gf... hehehe

    DESERT AQUAFORCE:
    Yup... i like that song parekoy :)

    KOSA:
    hahaha... baog nga pero nabuntis yong babae... kasi may mga nagdeposit na mga friends... lolz... :)

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  21. wahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa!!!!
    so funny....
    more jokes pa... hehehehe

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  22. TO:

    MS. DONNA:
    hahaha... compilation of jokes ba... hehehe sige sige... pag makaipon... hahahaa

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  23. kaaliw yung masyota.. ahah
    natawa din ako sa 3 males a day.. nyahah!!

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  24. TO:

    MON:
    oo nga Mon... natawa din ako dyan.. :)

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