Just For Laugh

The Lone Ranger and Tonto



The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe."

“What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe."

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, and then says, "Tonto, you're really dumb! Someone has stolen our tent....! "

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JOKE TIME!!!

LOVER’S QUARREL

GF: Punyeta ka!
BF: Punyeta ka rin!
GF: Tarantado!
BF: Tarantado ka rin!
GF: Supot!
BF: Babe naman e, sorry na kasi…!

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Baog Ako!

BF: Taksil! Paano ka nabuntis e BAOG ako. Sinong AMA? Ang kaibigan kong si Tano? Si Daniel? Si Noel? Sino?GF: Tumigil ka! Puro ka kaibigan mo! Bakit? Wala ba akong friends ha?

SA HOSPITAL
Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa. Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?
Babae: Diyos ko… 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day…

Si Angelina at si Yaya

ANGELINA: Yaya, nakakita ka na ba ng elepanteng nagtatago sa highway?
YAYA: Di pa. Ikaw? Nakakita ka na ba?
ANGELINA: Nagtatago nga eh! Your so bobo Yaya… Your such a loser!!!