Thursday, December 25, 2008

SMILE for the last time

Smile before the end of year 2008 and welcome 2009. Have a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of us!!!
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Decision time

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins,
a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"

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Last Picture for this year: (Pasensya na...medyo pangit ang pagkuha ng pic...)

(from left) Mikou, Louie, Joy, Rey, Babes and her little son AARON, MarcoPaolo and Kevin (Rey's son)

14 comments:

  1. lols.. di ko din alam ang sasabihin ko.. siguro diko naintindihan yung kwento..di ako nakarelate..lols hahaha:))

    sige sa picture nalang.. amf... wala din akong masabi.. talagang usung uso ang picture pcture ahh

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  2. TO:

    RJ:
    hmm... hahaha rin!!! lolz

    KOSA:
    basahin mo ulit... dali!!! ahahahaha

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  3. hahaha fafa m, ung kumuha nyan paliwanag nlang sya sa senado,lol..merry chrtsmas uletski!!and get well soon!!

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  4. Merry Christmas dyan. Enjoy the season! gumalawa ang kumuha ng picture.

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  5. Gwapo pa rin kahit malabo!

    Dahan-dahan sa toma! Lolz!

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  6. nagbabalik.. binasa ulit..
    wala pa rin..lols

    merry christmas ulit!lols

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  7. BRO MAY YOU HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS!

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  8. galing ng kwento dito
    merry christmas

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  9. NIce pix dre..(yung dun sa prev. post mo)..lols...

    ayos na yan...importante memorable ang pix na yan....

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  10. TO:

    AMOR:
    Oo... pasmado ata ang kumuha.... hehehe

    THE DONG:
    Pasmado siguro dre... hehehe

    MIKE:
    gwapo ako? oo naman hahahaha

    KOSA:
    tae break ka muna tas Basahin mo ulit... lolz

    JM:
    Thanks dre... same to u!!!

    MAUS:
    thanks din...

    DH:
    at sayo din... dre!!!

    PAJAY:
    oo at least may picture hahaha

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SMILEEEEE!!!!! :D