Smile before the end of year 2008 and welcome 2009. Have a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of us!!!
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Decision time
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins,
a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"
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Last Picture for this year: (Pasensya na...medyo pangit ang pagkuha ng pic...)
Huhmn?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteHahahahah! o",)
lols.. di ko din alam ang sasabihin ko.. siguro diko naintindihan yung kwento..di ako nakarelate..lols hahaha:))
ReplyDeletesige sa picture nalang.. amf... wala din akong masabi.. talagang usung uso ang picture pcture ahh
TO:
ReplyDeleteRJ:
hmm... hahaha rin!!! lolz
KOSA:
basahin mo ulit... dali!!! ahahahaha
hahaha fafa m, ung kumuha nyan paliwanag nlang sya sa senado,lol..merry chrtsmas uletski!!and get well soon!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas dyan. Enjoy the season! gumalawa ang kumuha ng picture.
ReplyDeleteGwapo pa rin kahit malabo!
ReplyDeleteDahan-dahan sa toma! Lolz!
nagbabalik.. binasa ulit..
ReplyDeletewala pa rin..lols
merry christmas ulit!lols
BRO MAY YOU HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS!
ReplyDeletegaling ng kwento dito
ReplyDeletemerry christmas
Merry Christmas Dre!
ReplyDeleteNIce pix dre..(yung dun sa prev. post mo)..lols...
ReplyDeleteayos na yan...importante memorable ang pix na yan....
TO:
ReplyDeleteAMOR:
Oo... pasmado ata ang kumuha.... hehehe
THE DONG:
Pasmado siguro dre... hehehe
MIKE:
gwapo ako? oo naman hahahaha
KOSA:
tae break ka muna tas Basahin mo ulit... lolz
JM:
Thanks dre... same to u!!!
MAUS:
thanks din...
DH:
at sayo din... dre!!!
PAJAY:
oo at least may picture hahaha
HAPPY NEW YEAR Marco! :)
ReplyDeleteTO BRY:
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year din sayo!!!