Sunday, December 14, 2008

Just for Laugh

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning, coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American, chewing a gum, sits down next to him.

The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still The American persists.

Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of Course."
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,transform theminto jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

Pinoy:(asar na talaga) asks: "Do you've sex in America?"
Kano:"Why of course we do."
Pinoy:(now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Kano: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...
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SMILE

31 comments:

  1. WALA KA NANAMAN MAISIP NA IPOTS NO??

    WAHAHAHAH!!!

    TINATAMAD SI PUGENG BALBON!

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  2. Hahahaha! Ayun.

    Ang lesson- huwag magmayabang kapag nagsasalita.

    Minsan kasi may pagka-_____ rin itong mga KanO. Tingnan mo nalang ang nangyari sa Pearl Harbor at World Trade Center nila. Huhmn.

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  3. TO:

    GENYZE:
    Wala e.. Blangko GEN!!! hehehehe

    RJ:
    Oyy.. bagong Pic Profile ah... hehehe

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  4. hahaha.. taena.. pinoy nga nman kapag kayabangan di matatapakan..lols

    nice nice parekoy!

    pinatulan mo yung sinabi ko ahh...

    o sige sige... kitakits sa paligid.
    tae break muna..

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  5. Hehehe :D Patulog na ako dito sa work, buti na lang napadaan ako dito...gising na naman!!!

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  6. har har har...
    dito nagpapatawa
    sa kabilang blog nag eemote..
    dalawa katauhan ni marco

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  7. TO:

    KOSA:
    Para maiba dre... di ba? hahaha

    LORD CM:
    pssttt dre... nasa likod mo ang Boss mo... bawal aantok antok!!! hahaha

    MS DONNA:
    Ms. D, kambal ko yon... lolz

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  8. Hehehe :D Wag ka mag alala, ako ang nasa likod ng boss ko at makikita ko sya kung lalapit sa akin :D

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  9. @Dhiane:...ang sweet ng tanong a..."Online kah palah?"...hahahahaha....

    sa post....

    masayahin mode tayo parekoy a...ayos yan para maiba naman....

    Merry KRISMAS dre!...

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  10. haha wag kasi yayabangan ang pinoy

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  11. HAHAHA Chew on that, John Doe! hahaha

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  12. haha---clever din pala yung Pinoy. kala ko si sya nagsasalita dahil di makapag-Ingles o di makasakay sa usapan....go man!!!lol

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  13. nyahaha..basta pinoy di papatalo noh! wahaha.. nice post.. okay toh kahit blangko utak mo, may sense pa rin naman..hehe

    a blessed and fruitful christmas!

    cheers!

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  14. TO:

    DHIANZ:
    Huh? Online ba ako? Lolz

    LORD CM:
    Mas mabuti kung ikaw “pala” ang nasa likod ni Boss mo… Hehehe

    PAJAY:
    Masayahin mode ba ako ngayon??? Teka… masaya nga ba ako??? Hehehe

    Meri Krimas parekoy…

    JM:
    Kasi mas mayabang ang Pinoy… Joke!!! Hehehe

    ERATO:
    Oyy!!! Natawa si erato.

    PUSANG GALA:
    Go! Go! Go! Wag papatalo… hahaha

    DYLAN:
    Oo Dylan… blangko utak ko… Hehehe

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  15. hello sayo... MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! mwah! salamat sa pagiging bahagi ng blog ko! magpapahinga muna ako.

    -joshy

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  16. yan ang mga banat. wahahahahah!

    namiss ko na yung mga ganyang wento. hehehheeh.

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  17. TO:

    JOSHMARIE:
    Oyy... Merry Christmas din sayo Josh... Enjoy your enjoy!!!

    BURAOT:
    Napadaan ang Buraot ah... lolz

    Merry Christmas din sayo!!!

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  18. hahahaha

    dami kong alam na ganitong story :)

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  19. BRY:
    Marami kang alam... share mo naman... hahaha

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  20. fafa m!!!hahahha, natawa ako tae na kano ah ,kala nya maisahan si pinoyski hkahkah

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  21. Napatawa mo ako. LOL.
    Merry Christmas parekoy!

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  22. Naks naman Paolo! Hehe :)

    Syempre preparation na yan sa pagngiti this Christmas... Kahit papaano natuwa ako sa mga jokes... Toxicated kasi ako this past weeks.

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  23. hehehehehehe....ayus to dre sasa-uluhin ko to!...lol nice one!...lol

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  24. TO:

    BAM:
    Hahaha rin... lolz

    MIKE:
    Pareng Mike, Merry Christmas din sayo!

    LIONHEART:
    Preparation sa pagngiti ba ito? SMILE...

    DH:
    ayos dre... sasauluhin mo na!!! Dali!!! lolz

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  25. hi! i'm new in here. amorgatory directed me to your blog and i couldn't help but laugh with this joke. anyway, have a great day!

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  26. TO:

    IFOUNDME:
    Hi there! Thanks for the visit... Merry Christmas!

    OR:
    Natawa ka ba? lolz

    CHYNG:
    Mayabang, sino? Pinoy? Kano? lolz

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