A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning, coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American, chewing a gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still The American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of Course."
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,transform theminto jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."
Pinoy:(asar na talaga) asks: "Do you've sex in America?"
Kano:"Why of course we do."
Pinoy:(now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Kano: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...
The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still The American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of Course."
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,transform theminto jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."
Pinoy:(asar na talaga) asks: "Do you've sex in America?"
Kano:"Why of course we do."
Pinoy:(now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Kano: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...
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Minsan kasi may pagka-_____ rin itong mga KanO. Tingnan mo nalang ang nangyari sa Pearl Harbor at World Trade Center nila. Huhmn.
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ReplyDeleteKOSA:
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LORD CM:
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MS DONNA:
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Merry KRISMAS dre!...
haha wag kasi yayabangan ang pinoy
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ReplyDeleteDHIANZ:
Huh? Online ba ako? Lolz
LORD CM:
Mas mabuti kung ikaw “pala” ang nasa likod ni Boss mo… Hehehe
PAJAY:
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Meri Krimas parekoy…
JM:
Kasi mas mayabang ang Pinoy… Joke!!! Hehehe
ERATO:
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PUSANG GALA:
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DYLAN:
Oo Dylan… blangko utak ko… Hehehe
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yan ang mga banat. wahahahahah!
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ReplyDeleteJOSHMARIE:
Oyy... Merry Christmas din sayo Josh... Enjoy your enjoy!!!
BURAOT:
Napadaan ang Buraot ah... lolz
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hahahaha
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BRY:
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ReplyDeleteAMOR:
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ReplyDeleteBAM:
Hahaha rin... lolz
MIKE:
Pareng Mike, Merry Christmas din sayo!
LIONHEART:
Preparation sa pagngiti ba ito? SMILE...
DH:
ayos dre... sasauluhin mo na!!! Dali!!! lolz
hi! i'm new in here. amorgatory directed me to your blog and i couldn't help but laugh with this joke. anyway, have a great day!
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ReplyDeleteIFOUNDME:
Hi there! Thanks for the visit... Merry Christmas!
OR:
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CHYNG:
Mayabang, sino? Pinoy? Kano? lolz