Thursday, December 23, 2010

Eksena 106

Si Manong Driver... bingi!

Empi: Manong, philcoa po!
MD: Quiapo?
Empi: Philcoa po.
MD: Quiapo nga?
Empi: Philcoa nga po... P-H-I-L-C-O-A
MD: ahh... Altura?

***sobrang asar bumaba at pumara ng ibang taxi.

Si Manong Driver...Sundalo!

MD: Hijo, saan ka!
Empi: Philcoa po!
MD: Saan doon!
Empi: Sa may jollibee lang po!

***nakakaloko ang command ni Manong Driver... parang nasa military lang e...

Sa isang Bookstore...

Cashier: Ma'am, may laking national card po kayo?
MY: Wala...

Empi umepal...

Empi: Wala dahil laking Bear Brand ako.

***laki ng ngiti ni cashier. lols!
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39 comments:

  1. Axl Powerhouse NetworkDecember 23, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    whaahha pasaway.. quiapo.. ang layo ng connection ha... :D

    lol laking bearbrand,... whahahah :D

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  2. 2ngawDecember 23, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    crush ka lang ng cashier! :D

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  3. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    palagay ko nga may crush sa kanya yung cashier..

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  4. PoldoDecember 23, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    Hahaha.. kahit ako natawa dun sa last line amf...

    Baka nga Crush nung cashier! *nakiki ayon?? LOL

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  5. Trainer YDecember 23, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    wahahahaha fresh na fresh pa yang laking bear brand na yan eh noh.. hahahahahahha

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  6. DhianzDecember 23, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    haha.. luv d' 1st one... nite & Godbless! =)

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  7. ♥пчzє♥December 23, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    hanef! ikaw na ang panalo sa pinaka nakakatawang balbon on earth :D ahaha!

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  8. jcDecember 23, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    kabingi naman ni manong. lols.

    laking bear brand amp. hahaha! benta!

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  9. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    @ AXL: oo nga e... iniisip ko nga after kung magtunog ang quiapo sa philcoa e. tsk!

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  10. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    Crush ko rin siya, Boss CM! hahaha!

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  11. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    Sus, ate pretty... sumasang-ayon ka rin! hahaha!

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  12. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    @ POLDO: sumasang-ayon din. bow! lols

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  13. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    YANAH: Oo nga... kakahain lang nyan. haha!

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  14. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    Nite, dee! :)

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  15. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    NYZE: inggit ka dahil wala kang balbon. haha!

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  16. eMPiDecember 23, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    @ JC: kabingi... nakakapang-init ng ulo nga e.

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  17. Pinoy AdventuristaDecember 23, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    wahahaha!!! kaka-aliw...

    Merry Christmas Empi...

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  18. Diamond RDecember 23, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    ok si manong driver kong makatanong.

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  19. BinoDecember 23, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    natawa ko dunsa hirit ng laking bear brand ah hehehehe

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  20. eMPiDecember 24, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    Maligayang Pasko din sayo, Pinoy!

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  21. eMPiDecember 24, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    Diamond R: Oo nga e... kulang na lang sagutin ko ng Sir, yes sir! hehehe

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  22. eMPiDecember 24, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    BINO: natawa nga rin ako doon e... adik lang! :)

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  23. JinjiruksDecember 24, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    weh, sure ka laking gatas ka.

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  24. TsinaDecember 24, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Natawa ako kay Empi. Hehe.

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  25. casadoDecember 25, 2010 at 6:49 AM

    hehehe..

    happy Holidays Empi!! :)

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  26. arnieDecember 25, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    pabili ng Bear Brand,,,nyahahaha

    nangungulit si manong driver...

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  27. eMPiDecember 25, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    @ JIN: oo naman haha

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  28. eMPiDecember 25, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Tsina, hehehe.

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  29. eMPiDecember 25, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Maligayang pasko, Soltero! :D

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  30. Fr. Felmar Castrodes Fiel, SVDDecember 25, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    wahahaha. natawa ako sa laking bear brand. magaya nga yan. hehe

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  31. ChyngDecember 26, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    Merry Christmas Marco! ♥

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  32. zebzebDecember 26, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Kahit Pasko di ka nag paawat sa mga hirit post mo na nakakatuwa :D bago na pala template mo.. ngayun ko lang napansin... ako din eh nyahahaha nahirapan akonmg mag ayos ng munting bahay ko :D

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  33. eMPiDecember 26, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    Father Fel, welcome to my home. hehehe!

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  34. eMPiDecember 26, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    Maligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sayo, chyng!

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  35. eMPiDecember 26, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    Oo nga zeb! Hehehe... bagong taon bagong tahanan. hehehe

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  36. AnonymousDecember 27, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    hahaha!

    buraot. naalala ko pa noong tanga pa ako. tinanong ko sa sales lady ng national kung ano ba yung laking national card? at ang pagkasabi ko "leyking" hindi la-king" slang pa kasi ako nun!

    hahahaha...

    happy new year empi

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  37. eMPiDecember 27, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    Hahaha... sosyal ang pagkasabi ha..


    Happy New Year, Mr. Chan!

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  38. PluripotentNurseDecember 27, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Panalo sa line laking bear brand hihi!

    Happy New Year!:)

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  39. eMPiDecember 28, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    Happy New Year, Plu! :D

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